True Blood season 5 ended last Sunday. Yes this is the first Sunday in a while that fans do not have a new episode to enjoy. Still recovering from the finale fangover? Well here are a few favorite True Blood quotes to make the wait less painful:
The image above has one of my favorite quotes from Vampire Pam. She has had over the seasons some of the best quotes ever! The one featured in the image:
“My mad face and my happy face are the same” is one of my favorites from season 5. Kristin’s delivery and timing make it extra sarcastic and oh so enjoyable to hear her say it!
These quotes below are from the Season 5 Finale: “Save Yourself”:
Pam: “Must all roads lead to f—cking Sookie?
Andy: “Her kind don’t welp in the hospital.” (little did Andy know that Maurella would really be having that many babies!)
Arlene: “Who knew watching an alien give birth could be so comforting?”
Lafayette: (to Arlene): “It’s always the weird stuff that’s the best.”
Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!
This exchange between Eric and Jason was my favorite from the finale:
Jason: “Something funny, fanger?”
Eric: “Yes, blood bag.”
Jason: “Leach.”
Eric: “”Breather.”
Jason: “Dead f***.”
Eric: “Meat sack.”
Jason: Before things what, spin out of control? That train has already sailed.
Jason Stackhouse has had his fair share of funny quotes. You have to love a character that can say what he says and not crack himself up.
Rosalyn complains about Bill and Salome: “Compton and Salome are off buttering each others’ biscuits half the time.”
Bill: “I told you, the first night we ever met: Vampires often turn on those they love the most.”
Pam said this in the season 5 premiere: “I’m wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for y’all. If that’s not a demonstration of team spirit, I don’t know what is.” (the sweat suit she wore for the episode was recently auctioned for the “Out of Africa” charity and raised over $1000!)
Pam has had some of the best quotes this season. Would love to hear some of your favorites from the show. These were just a few of the many quotes in the finale.